It is often said that a couple’s wedding day is the best day of their lives. Conversely it is also said that whatever can go wrong, will go wrong. Nobody likes even odds so we came up with a few tips to help ensure that your big day goes exactly according to plan.

Because, however smoothly everything is going, as the bride takes her place at the altar, smiling radiantly, inside is generally turmoil as she waits for disaster to strike.

And this is where you; Friends, family and honored guests can help. You can make sure that everything runs like clockwork and all you have to do is remember what not to do…

Armani or Primark, don’t get cute when it comes to the suit.


Compare the style, cut, colour or craftsmanship of your own suit to that of the Groom before explaining to anybody within earshot that Armani suits are just Primark with a different label.

Un-tuck your shirt and slouch.


Pull your shirt tails out before the kiss ends and declare:“I Could do with a pint after that!”

Bride and Groom first.

Start backing toward the exit a full minute before the ceremony ends in order to avoid some imagined crush; it’s a wedding, not the Odeon cinema.

Don’t try to help if you don’t know what to do.


Stand behind the photographer with your iPhone posting the formals on Facebook.

It’s rude to whisper!


Do not speculate about whether or not the bride is pregnant because the wedding dress makes her breasts look bigger.

Watch this space for more great tips!